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  ***    tbd  
  the legend of zelda    loz  
Me: *Finishes video game*
Me: Who am I????

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It’s been a good ride.
The best.
  stoooop    mass effect  
my math professor doesn't believe in calculators.
i'm in college precalc.
  i    don't  

Gamer sex tip #38

asaridancer:

If you want your boyfriend to fuck you harder, just shout “FULL SAIL. SHE CAN TAKE IT.”

  jfc  

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

  lotr    crying  

i wish i could write a disclaimer on my transcript like “sorry my mental health made existing difficult for a while there”

kaidanalionka:

That’s what separates us, Shepard.
  mass effect